clamdamonius 

1. noun, anything you want it to be

John entralpated the clamdamonius.

clamdamonius by sportster_16301 December 30, 2003

clamdemonium 

Any events involving clam (i.e. lady-schnickens) that stretches the boundaries of the imagination. This can pertain to the sheer quantity of clam, the quality of clam, or some unusual or fantastic act involving clam.

i.e. "Pandemonium"

There was more scattered snatch prowling around that bar than a Vivid Video casting call. It was sheer clamdemonium!

clamdemonium by Chris "Clamdemonium" Davis July 10, 2009