clamdemonium 

Any events involving clam (i.e. lady-schnickens) that stretches the boundaries of the imagination. This can pertain to the sheer quantity of clam, the quality of clam, or some unusual or fantastic act involving clam.

i.e. "Pandemonium"

There was more scattered snatch prowling around that bar than a Vivid Video casting call. It was sheer clamdemonium!

clamdemonium by Chris "Clamdemonium" Davis July 10, 2009

candemonium 

The childhood excitement felt when there's so much candy.

The children brought their candy to school after Halloween. They were so excited, it was candemonium.

candemonium by Meand2MiniMes October 31, 2019

cumdemonium 

A very wild and noisy sexual orgy.

Man, I have been to an orgy before, but that was utter cumdemonium.

cumdemonium by Guido1 March 11, 2008

clamdamonius 

1. noun, anything you want it to be

John entralpated the clamdamonius.

clamdamonius by sportster_16301 December 30, 2003