slang; 1.in reference to a person who involves themselves in the act of lightly hitting the vagina.
2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.
2.Any objective (animate or inanimate) that is used to lightly hit the vagina.
Last night I came home from work to find my wife of 60 years laying naked and spread-eagled on the bed. Towering over her was a strange man holding what appeared to be quite an impressive clam spanker.
I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"
I could only reply "HEY BITCH! Get out of my house and take this clam spanking son-of-a-bitch with you!"
by HeWhoKnows December 21, 2006
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