clam cheese 

Smegma collecting under the clitoral hood or labia minora. It smells bad. It's similar to dick cheese in flavor and texture

His mom had a pound of clam cheese in her cooter, it tasted aweful.

clam cheese by karcus June 21, 2007

Clam and Cheese sandwich 

Verb- The act; performed by a woman in which she wears nothing but an apron to make a grilled cheese and proceeds to rub the cheese bread on the surface of her hoo haa and serves the meal

Man 1: How are you and your girlfriend doing?
Man 2: Fuck that bitch she fed me a clam and cheese sandwich and I socked the shit outta her

Clam and Cheese sandwich by Pooplinguist November 26, 2019