claire hair

The state of hair in which hair dye has gone horribly wrong (ie patchy, discolored, all around ratchet)

That girl got some nasty Claire hair

by Claire Kleffman July 20, 2015

Claire the bear with funky hair

An Mtv celebrity. Very well know. Famous back up dancer. Really awesome. She is now an old lady

Claire the bear with funky hair was famous on MTV

by i<3clairedabearwithdafunkyhair January 14, 2010

Claireohaired

this is when someone is a goofy ahh. they smell feet while you sleep and only jump on trees as needed. many people get claireohaired and dont even know it. such as when ur feet tingle or you get a bad headache. Claire has a crush rn. she is keeping it on the down low. she is married to mr ohair. they have 7 children and she is pregnant with another rn. she has had an affair with goofy from Mickey Mouse as well.

oml they just got claireohaired

by BROOKIE COOKIE A HAWTIE September 23, 2022

Hairy Clairy

A forest of pubic hair in a females vagitorial area.

1. You know your in a bad situation when you've got a hairy clairy in the palm of your hand.

2. "Damn brah my night was sick till i spread dat bitch out...she was all hairy clairy!"

by Eaks September 5, 2006