A male driver of any age characterized by an excessively large and high cowboy hat visable through the back window of what is typically a tricked out dualie pickup truck, but could be any vehicle. Typically drives in a manner inconsistent with yours. At first glance looks like Bulwinkle driving the car.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).