cinnablumpkin

the art of consuming a yummy and delicious cinnabun (preferebly a steamy fresh one from holiday inn express) whilst releasing your bowels and recieving fellatio. Try to avoid any splatter to entice to female to concede to future cinnablumpkins. Made famous by scotty mcblumpkin the breshstich master.

I woke up one morning, when to my surprise i noticed a hot steamy cinnabun by the sink and a woman on her knees by the toilet; a cinnablumpkin was in order.

cinnablumpkin by Scotty Mcblumpkins April 25, 2005

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cunniblumpkin

giving a female oral sex while she defecates

Jed got poo on his chin while giving his girlfriend a cunniblumpkin.

cunniblumpkin by FNG February 16, 2008

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cinnablumpkin • cunniblumpkin • cunnyblumpkin

cunnyblumpkin

Alternative spelling for Cunniblumpkin

Hillary: Hey Bill, I'm just going for a dump
Bill: OK honey you want me to give you a cunniblumpkin??
Hillary: Yeh that would be swell
Bill: Cigar?
Hillary: No, just the cunnyblumpkin
Bill: ...OK

cunnyblumpkin by Knullar500 April 14, 2009

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cunniblumpkin

going down on a girl while she is taking a shit

john gave me a cunniblumpkin while i was sitting down taking a dump

cunniblumpkin by ben geeslin December 9, 2008

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

Word of the Day on August 10, 2026

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

Word of the Day on August 9, 2026

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Hopeslop

A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.

"0/10 hopeslop"

Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026

Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

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