Orginally a childrens television programme , the word has now been adopted as a form of negative Scottish slang. It can be used as in isult or as a negative term to describe someone/something.
Girl 1: Who's that ? Did you invite him to the party?
Girl 2: I have no idea who he is , he's justturned up.
Girl 1: I hate gatecrashers , he's such a chuggington.
A mythical creature that poses as a woman that has sucked you dry of semen, yet still continues to try and deep throat your dick, resulting in the detachment of ones dick.
Did you hear about Tommy? Went out last night and got a blowie from a girl and ended up in the hospital. How? Heard she was a real life chuggington!!! (Cringe)
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!