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church thing 

Saying you are going to church but in reality partaking in homosexual activity.
If am just going to a church thing later today. No big deal.
church thing by RusPix May 31, 2018
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Church Chicken Thigh

Thighs that are twice as wide or fat as a womans upper body.
young rich nigga gotta bitch with some church chicken thighs

- YRN
Church Chicken Thigh by Sp33D King January 9, 2026

Pink Church of Blonde Things 

Founded in late February of 2009 by Edwardl, this church is dedicated to sharing all things that appeal to blonds and blonds-alike, and is also known under the acronym PCBT.

The church is also known to celebrate honourary members (those that are not blonde, but definitely act like so), with the first honourary member being announced near the beginning of March 2009. It is also possible that an honourary member can have a lifetime membership to the group, if that person shows consistent blond behaviour.

Weekly newsletters are regularly sent out to members and honourary members to remind them of the week's coming events and recap previous events that occurred in the past week, as well as provide helpful memos, TV show synopses, useful accessories and gadgets, health tips, and a joke of the week.
blonde girl from Pink Church of Blonde Things: *in a confident voice* "C-A-O, THAT'S how you spell cow!"

Blonde girl #1: Did you read this week's PCBT newsletter?
Blonde girl #2: OMG YES!!! I can't BELIEVE that in Gossip Girl, Chuck is going to ask Carter for help!
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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