Definitions by deanwermer

pilf 

Penguin I'd Like To Fuck

Dude, I went to the zoo with my girl on Saturday, and I saw the hottest PILF in the arctic exhibit.

pilf by deanwermer February 2, 2008

chumper 

A guy who likes to do, mainly, chubby chicks.

Man, Evan is such a chumper ... I never once saw him with a skitch.

chumper by deanwermer February 2, 2008

skitch 

short for a skinny bitch

Julie is such a skitch ... she's a tease and her tits are crooked too.

skitch by deanwermer February 2, 2008