chumper

A guy who likes to do, mainly, chubby chicks.

Man, Evan is such a chumper ... I never once saw him with a skitch.

by deanwermer February 02, 2008

pilf

Penguin I'd Like To Fuck

Dude, I went to the zoo with my girl on Saturday, and I saw the hottest PILF in the arctic exhibit.

by deanwermer February 02, 2008

skitch

short for a skinny bitch

Julie is such a skitch ... she's a tease and her tits are crooked too.

by deanwermer February 02, 2008