chump dick

To prematurely ejaculate while having sex with a woman.

"Yo dawg, Stacey told me you chump dicked her last Saturday night. You'd better cop some of those little blue pills and take care of that!!"

by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004

Chump dick

Some one who sucks ass at Rocket League

Sometimes when you're losing a bunch of games, Rocket League will throw you a couple of chump dicks for an easy win

by Grant's a pussy August 24, 2017

chomp dick

A dismissal as in go away, get lost, fuck off or fuck you.

You dont like me? Chomp Dick!

by Farsidefan February 13, 2009

Chomp Dick

A very rare occasion that people with the first name "Tyler" get. This happens when a girl is giving you head and she bites down on your dick. Recently, Tyler Waldron has suffered from this. F's in the chat.

My name is Tyler Waldron and I received CHOMP DICK.

by Rubber.69 August 28, 2018

chum dick

Chum dick: When your dick is so nasty and smelly, it smells like fish bait.

Bill: Tim, you hear what happened to Frank?
Tim: No, What?
Bill: He fucked that skank hoe Tina last night, didn't shower, went for a morning beach swim, and a shark bit that chum dick off!

by ex_lax70 October 20, 2017

chimp dick

a person who's penis is of very small stature and almost concave really, similar to a chimpanzee's penis, which can reach up to a whopping 1.5" fully erect!

jeez stacy said bill got chimp dick, it's so small!

by islander time July 2, 2010

chomp dick off

When you chomp a dick off

Person 1: hey there

Person 2: heyy *chomp dick off*

by Gaedicks69baeby May 22, 2019