Dick-Chum 

Quoted from Joel on 'Train of Kites' video podcast #1:
"Where you get like, a little saw, and uhh you accidentally saw off your dick, and it goes SHUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU. Bu-But like a lawnmower."
"But, there's two meaning to this, 'Dick-Chum' where you get the gory side, and then you get a robotic one"
"And, and you get a switch on the ball".

Will - "Hey did you hear Joel got Dick-Chum'd yesterday?"
Cam - "No,what's Dick-Chum?"
*Lawnmower comes out of nowhere"

Dick-Chum by TrainofKites July 25, 2016

chum dick 

Chum dick: When your dick is so nasty and smelly, it smells like fish bait.

Bill: Tim, you hear what happened to Frank?
Tim: No, What?
Bill: He fucked that skank hoe Tina last night, didn't shower, went for a morning beach swim, and a shark bit that chum dick off!

chum dick by ex_lax70 October 20, 2017

chump dick

To prematurely ejaculate while having sex with a woman.

"Yo dawg, Stacey told me you chump dicked her last Saturday night. You'd better cop some of those little blue pills and take care of that!!"

chump dick by Judahbenhur January 10, 2004

Chump dick

Some one who sucks ass at Rocket League

Sometimes when you're losing a bunch of games, Rocket League will throw you a couple of chump dicks for an easy win

Chump dick by Grant's a pussy August 24, 2017