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Cummy Dummy 

A person or thing (usually short) that someone fucks and fills up with cum.
"Hey girl you can be my cummy dummy tonight"
Cummy Dummy by Linus Fan February 15, 2020

Cummy Dog 

A Boston Cream Pie donut filled with dog jizz, instead of the cream.
Ha! Pranked you bitch with my cummy dog!
Cummy Dog by Smegma69 May 16, 2019

Cummy Dog 

The act of shitting and then masturbating on the shit as if you were squirting mustard on a hot dog.

Alternative option:
Have a female shit while she is on her period, and drip period blood on the turd. Finish it out with the cum.
Fucking Ryan got me good with a big steamy cummy dog right on my car's floorboard.
Cummy Dog by mcbadass69 October 25, 2020

chumby day 

a Holiday held on the 7th of august for bald autistic muslims
chumby day by chumby chumberson September 11, 2022

cummy drop 

The post coital cum that seeps out from a moist vagina.
Jenny: Vicky, it looks like you've sat on something wet, as there's a patch on your skirt!

Vicky: don't worry about it, it's just cummy drop!
cummy drop by un-herd October 3, 2015

cummy dick 

When you pass out after fucking, and you cock i still covered in cum.
Man, I woke up this morning with a cummy dick
cummy dick by PatrickNC February 12, 2007
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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