The act of shitting and then masturbating on the shit as if you were squirting mustard on a hot dog.

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Have a female shit while she is on her period, and drip period blood on the turd. Finish it out with the cum.

Fucking Ryan got me good with a big steamy cummy dog right on my car's floorboard.

Cummy Dog by mcbadass69 October 25, 2020

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chumby day

a Holiday held on the 7th of august for bald autistic muslims

its chumby day

chumby day by chumby chumberson September 11, 2022

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cummy drop

The post coital cum that seeps out from a moist vagina.

Jenny: Vicky, it looks like you've sat on something wet, as there's a patch on your skirt!

Vicky: don't worry about it, it's just cummy drop!

cummy drop by un-herd October 3, 2015

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cummy dick

When you pass out after fucking, and you cock i still covered in cum.

Man, I woke up this morning with a cummy dick

cummy dick by PatrickNC February 12, 2007

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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