Medically referred to as Thisisnotrightonosis, is a physiological condition which results from alterations to the body's Bacchic rhythms; it is classified as one of the Dionysus rhythm disorders. Cholulag results from rapid long-distance travel moving away from Cholula, one of the
top spots for the low-law abiding.
The condition of Cholulag
may last several days, and a recovery rate of one
day per hour spent there is a
fair guideline.