chudnuts

Little balls of poop that get stuck in your ass hair. You might pull them out and hide them in amusing places, i.e. behind your mate's ear.

I got some serious chudnuts after i took that crap last night, dude!

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chubnuts

the little balls of toilet paper and shit that get wound up in your ass hairs.

He liked the cheaper toilet paper. It wasn't as soft, but it didn't leave chubnuts.

by but... August 10, 2004

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a large group of little poops, rather than one main large one.

corrr, come look at the chubnuts i just did!

by LizzieIsCool May 18, 2006

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Racist, bigot, misogynist, narcissist, anti-feminist, ignorant idiot or persons

Wow Kyle is such a chudnut for that comment on African American stereotypes!

by enlightenedkidd August 18, 2017

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That chugnuts better stop tailing my ass or I am going to jump out this car and road rage his ass!

by Penny Lancaster May 28, 2010

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An absolutely beautiful and amazing lady.

Very prone to grabbing, and fingering your anus if you get too close.

If you don't want your ass abused, stay away from Chugnuts.

by keginalover67 November 17, 2025

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