Chucking wood 

Masterbation.

We caught little Joey chucking wood this morning.

Chucking wood by anonymous June 9, 2024

Chucking wood 

Term for masterbation

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog

Chucking wood by anonymous June 9, 2024

Wood Chucking 

Wood chucking has nothing to do with what most people consider wood. Wood chucking is the well-known practice, used by average and bad sales representatives or lead generators, of submitting weak or outright false sales to management in a pathetic attempt to inflate their key metrics.

Wood, in this context, is the fake sale. Chucking is the act of submitting a fake sale, and a woodchucker is a no-talent assclown who will be fired the first moment I catch his sorry ass chucking wood.

Carl? He's just a wood chucking, mother fucker! He couldn't sell a fucking emergency blanket to a naked invalid dieing of hypothermia, he'll be fired in a week!

Wood Chucking by trollwarsclub April 26, 2017

wood chucking 

Using exessive teeth on the chotch or penis

"She started wood chucking my junk, so I was forced to stab the bitch/ho"

wood chucking by Alex Langston January 11, 2009