Wood chucking has nothing to do with what most people consider wood. Wood chucking is the well-known practice, used by average and bad sales representatives or lead generators, of submitting weak or outright false sales to management in a pathetic attempt to inflate their key metrics.
Wood, in this context, is the fake sale. Chucking is the act of submitting a fake sale, and a woodchucker is a no-talent assclown who will be fired the first moment I catch his sorry ass chucking wood.
Carl? He's just a wood chucking, mother fucker! He couldn't sell a fucking emergency blanket to a naked invalid dieing of hypothermia, he'll be fired in a week!
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The IncredibleMachine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.