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chubby chubberton 

A person who calls themselves fat, but also wants to be taken seriously. Fat is a harsh word, so chubby is a great substitution.

-also gives a chubby person a sense of being sloppy and classy, simultaneously.
man says to his wife, "honey, I'm all dressed and ready for the opera, I'm busting out of this tux, but damn... I'm a bad ass chubby chubberton!"
chubby chubberton by Monisauresrex September 19, 2016

Chubby chubby chipmunk 

How to play Chubby Chubby Chipmunk:
Get a few volunteers and a large audience, and tons of hot banana peppers or something like that.
The volunteers then must put as many peppers in their mouth for as long as they can.
The winner is the one with the most peppers in their mouth.
If anyone spits out the peppers before the game is over they are disqualified.

chubby coon 

A simple insult to say to anyone who needs it.

MUST be said in a SCOTTISH ACCENT
Go the fuck off ya chubby coon *Strong Scottish Accent*
chubby coon by NotAPedo.Maybe. March 8, 2020

chubby dolphin 

A sexual act performed by a woman on a man, defined as follows:

The woman must be significantly over-weight, to the point where her stomach creates "fat rolls". She must be wearing a bikini that is clearly too small for her and is potentially embarrassing to be seen wearing in public. The man must wear swim trunks with a hole in the front for the penis to escape. The two must engage in swimming activity in a kiddie pool. NOTE: It is imperative that this act occur in a kiddie pool. Once the partners are completely saturated, the woman must push her fat rolls together while the man inserts his (hopefully) erect penis in the space between the rolls. The woman then slides her body on the penis, mimicking the act of a traditional handjob. Throughout this process, the woman must make dolphin noises (i.e. "Eeeeee!")
"Dude, my girl just gave me a chubby dolphin in the kiddie pool after the Fourth of July party yesterday."

chubby trout 

(n) position derived from trying to copulate inconspicuously while swimming with only minor adjustments in bathing attire
Her bikini bottom wiggled aside so easily we achieved the Chubby Trout before anyone in the pool noticed.
chubby trout by RHughes March 6, 2011