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chrizition 

A slacking lounge position that your friend Chris strikes when 1. He is ready to go to sleep or 2. He has had too much to drink and is about to pass out. The position consists of slouching diagonally sideways on a couch with one arm kinked above the head and shoes halfway off.
I'd like to go to the party but Chris just got in the chrizition. I don't think we are going anywhere.
chrizition by cyberdave July 9, 2011
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Christionna 

Beautiful strong queen that knows what she wants in life and will take risks to get it.
Christionna is soon to be throned
Christionna by Sweetie37 November 21, 2021

chrisitina 

Short little blonde girl who is friends with other short people who are also blonde. She isn’t very smart and all her friends do not know how to spell
Look how Chrisitina she is
chrisitina by Charlie9669 February 6, 2018

christion 

A chemically imbalanced creature of the female species
Man, your girl is a straight Christion! I hate that bitch!.
christion by Smarr T June 19, 2015

Chrisitian 

Refers to the multiple sense of Christan.

A person that has the ability to understand the example.

What is a Chrisitian mean?
( asked myself to see if I could under_=_stand
As when you were Christian.
Refers to the entire race

Begging of a sentence
Chrisitian you
Chrisitian by DJ Storm May 18, 2011

christition 

1. ADJ. An insult against Reals.

The word christition itself is unknown in meaning, but we do know that it was meant to insult Reals in some sort of way.

Mikey D created the word in his song "Indian Ignition"
"...it's a ignition, or ignition mrission of the indian christition. I'm just makin up words..."
christition by Cds June 15, 2004

christion thorbourne 

Christion Thorbourne is a 13year old girl.
christion thorbourne by christion January 7, 2014
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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