Christurbating 

Masturbating whilst thinking about and/or praying to our Lord Jesus Christ.

My mother caught me christurbating in my room yesterday.

Christurbating by Sullavaag April 10, 2019

Crysturbating 

Seeking comfort and solace through masturbating while being upset over something..

Having been denied sex by his wife for the 34th night in a row John was spending the evening crysturbating to Nancy Grace on tv

Crysturbating by Edo8! February 19, 2009

Crasturbating 

Crying whilst masturbating. Mostly over departed girlfriends.

Kevins crasturbating over Katie.

Crasturbating by Philadagonymitchyslickkrondon October 5, 2008

chemsturbating 

When two nerds speak excitedly about complex nerdy chemistry ideas that mean nothing to those surrounding them but it fully intellectually excites them.

What are those nerds talking about?" "I have no idea... something about hydrogen bonding?" "They must be chemsturbating.

chemsturbating by nastasya June 10, 2011

christurbation 

christurbation, n:

1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.

2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

3. Excessive praise or kissing ass of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

1. "Messageboard-christians have a tendency to engage in more christurbation than actual discussion."

2. "Masturbation makes baby Jesus cry, but christurbation really pisses him off."

3. "Dude, I know you love Jesus and think he's the shit and all, but cut the christurbation."

christurbation by wilja September 21, 2005

Chatsturbating 

When someone isn't very responsive on Instant Messenger because, evidently, they are masturbating.

"Matthew, why are you taking so long to reply to me?"

"I was chatsturbating..."

Chatsturbating by Regnisab September 15, 2009

christurbation 

Noun:
1. Becoming excessively worked up over your own religious devotion, especially involving sexual excitement, and especially within the christian faith.
2. Masturbating to images or fantasies of a religious figure, especially Jesus.
3. Excessive praise or "kissing ass" of a religious figure, especially Jesus.

Dude, I know you love the Jesus and all, but quit with the christurbation already.

christurbation by a very bad man September 23, 2005