christnot

A product or service, which is unassociated with Christmas, that is marketed or advertised during the Christmas period, usually implementing Christmas into their marketing strategy.

Person 1: Did you see Pringles has a new slogan, “Merry Pringles”

Person 2: But that’s dumb. Pringles has nothing to do with Christmas

Person 1: That’s right, Pringles is a ChristNot.

by Shakespeare McDude November 19, 2021

ChrisNxtDoor

ChrisNxtDoor is a member of AMP and also their editor. Never uploads on mondays... He's also a victim of the YRG curse.

"ChrisNxtDoor why don't you upload on mondays ?" -A lot of niggas
"Shut the f*ck up about mondays I be smoking blunts on sundays." -ChrisNxtDoor

by YRGxDEO August 18, 2021

Chrisanthi

Hot Greek woman with big eyes and a pretty smile. Chrisanthis are very smart and a little crazy. But thats ok because they also have really nice legs. They like to go out and have fun but they also have really bad taste in men. They may or may not attend the University of Massachusetts.

"Here comes Chrisanthi. I sure wish she would stalk me."

"Dude?! Did you see Chrisanthi."
"No."

by hotjoshness February 4, 2010

christhole

1. "Christian" + "asshole". Typically referring to a Christian who believes he/she is genetically, ethnically, morally and spiritually superior to all other races and religions. This person thinks in terms of moral absolutes, to the effect of "us good, them bad," and presumes anyone who looks, thinks, or acts different from him/herself to have been put on earth by Satan himself for the purpose of spreading degeneracy. He/she is unwilling to compromise any of his/her beliefs the slightest bit, but the first to criticize others for being hardheaded. He/she thinks everyone is going to Hell who doesn't hate non-Americans, liberals, gays and lesbians, poor people, planned parenthood, evolution, Jews, Muslims, etc. But he/she also thinks one can buy one's way into Heaven by donating generously to the Republican Party. In the face of overwhelming evidence against his/her beliefs, he/she will immediately run from the conversation, usually with an excuse to the effect that "I don't have to listen to you because God's on my side and I'm better than you."

2. The supposed orifice on such a person's body from which their self-righteous and ignorant bullshit is excreted.

"Pat Robertson is such a christhole."

"Hey man, I smell something. Did you forget to wipe your christhole?"

by Gerbil Warrior May 27, 2006

Christetzuken

Even more elusive than the Great Noodlemantaro, Christetzuken is a mysterious ninja and true ladies man.
So little is known of Christetzuken that no one is even sure if he really exists, although it is whispered amongst travellers that he once beat Noodlemantaro.

It is also whispered that Christetzuken possesses the ability to finish any opponent in one move, but how this is achieved is also a mystery.

Rumour has it you can lure Christetzuken out of hiding by using a beautiful young Asian lady as bait.

by Therindos July 16, 2008

Chrisanthemum

A very beautiful, smart, and loving person. Who like the flower has many different colors, and emotions. She can be happy, calm, raging, and very sad at times. She has a very classic style. Is spiritually deep, and always tries her best. She's musically talented, and has a very strong love for her family and friends. Trustworthy and full of vurtue, she's a humble example, that many folow, without her realizing. She is all in all a delicate flower.

Girl: She's so amazing, like...what is she like?

Other girl: She's a Chrisanthemum, a beautiful flower, in the garden of life.

Girl: You know I think your right she is like a Chrisanthemum!

by lilyloveth October 20, 2010

Christhoper

Christhoper is a handsome man with a brave heart to follow his dreams.

Christhoper became an artist.

by Sunoobb June 8, 2021