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christgen 

Christgen, is very smart, kind, he gives the best advice. He can be the friend to go through your worst moments with you. When he is mad nothing is capable of stopping him, not even his loved ones. Christgen is also very good in bed, he may seem shy at first though. If you date a Christgen be prepared to have several arguments a day and a Christgen doesn't last more than 1 month with his partner.
Christgen is mad, don't talk before he gets mad at you too.
christgen by notmethough101 October 1, 2020
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Crank Christening 

The fortunate act of being the FIRST guy to jerk off to a specific image, object, person, or other visual stimulant.
Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?

christanie 

Is a brave girl always speaks her mind sometime dramatic but always looks out for people if you have her you are very lucky she came into your life
"hey that girl over there knows how to speak her. Mind ". I think her name is christanie
christanie by Rose vascaz March 14, 2017

Christienne 

A rare name for a female. Fiery, strong in her beliefs, forgiving in her attitudes.
Christienne is a revolutionary.
Christienne by nessahead February 3, 2010

Christen Pressing 

Christen Pressing is the action of zooming out of an awkward social situation, much like famous USWNT soccer player Christen Press does to get the ball away from the shirt tuggers. Because, you know, she deserves better than what the NWSL gives her.
Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
Christen Pressing by wafflebitch August 13, 2019

Christcels 

Niggas who concoct some bullshit crossed between Christianity and White supremacy except Yahweh takes precedence and so based non-White Christians are more important than White non-Christians
Christcels: Christianity is the White man’s religion! Also, I’d rather live in a non-White Christian Europe than a disgusting White secular one.
Christcels by Dripstein February 16, 2022

Christened 

Having sex the first time somewhere specific(ie in the backseat of a car)
"We christened my back seat last night."
Christened by Nubsy December 13, 2009