Christgen, is very smart, kind, he gives the best advice. He can be the friend to go through your worst moments with you. When he is mad nothing is capable of stopping him, not even his loved ones. Christgen is also very good in bed, he may seem shy at first though. If you date a Christgen be prepared to have several arguments a day and a Christgen doesn't last more than 1 month with his partner.
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Mitch: Hey pussyfart, what did you do today?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
Jeff: Have you seen that new Schticky commercial?
Mitch: Yeah
Jeff: Well, I paused it on the scene where Vince is in the mugshot, and gave it a crank christening.
Mitch: You know he beat up a hooker, right?
Jeff: That's why I did it
Mitch: You know he's a guy right?
Jeff: I wouldn't have it any other way
Mitch: You wanna hang out?
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Is a brave girl always speaks her mind sometime dramatic but always looks out for people if you have her you are very lucky she came into your life
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Guy #1: I was Christen Pressing out of a conversation yesterday when they started talking about anal.
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Christcels: Christianity is the White man’s religion! Also, I’d rather live in a non-White Christian Europe than a disgusting White secular one.
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