I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.
by Monkeyballs1277 October 22, 2013
by Candy August 30, 2004
When you use/break-in/shid in a brand new toilet, such as after a bathroom remodel
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Search 'christen a watercraft' on the net
Mom: "The remodeler just finished the bathroom please wait 24 hours for the caulk to cure"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
Me: "dammit can't wait to christen the toilet"
by skids-n-shids October 23, 2020
Christen Press is a player of Angel City FC and the USWNT. She's great human being. She loves teasing her fans and is very domestic with Tobin Heath
Christen is a very fast player and scores beautiful goals.
She is also very kind and have an infectious smile
Christen is a very fast player and scores beautiful goals.
She is also very kind and have an infectious smile
by Preather August 1, 2022
When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender
A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Texas Toaster Strudel, Frosting the Snowman, Return to Sender
Dude 1: Bro I busted a fat but in this girl last night and she got so wet she came and shot my load back on to me and all over the head board.
Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening
Dude 2: Broooo she just gave you a Creampie Christening
by DJRoms December 3, 2020
by hi 5 !!!!! August 30, 2008
The act of giving (a baby) a Juggalo name at birth as a sign of admission to the ICP fan club, while baptizing them in Faygo. Circumcision usually takes place shortly after.
You have been cordially invited to our son's Hoopa Doopa Christening! on Saturday, August 4th at 2pm.
by Bathing Suit Net Collector August 31, 2016