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Christoffel 

They are one-of-a-kind, grade-A pieces of shit that complain in high piched voices whenever someone says something that they don't like. They are so big headed while they are driving around town in their yellow cars (everyone hates yellow).
"Hay dude check that yellow car"
"Yeah, it's problably a Christoffel driving that car"
Christoffel by muderfucker February 23, 2017

Christoffel 

No bitches
No damsels
No maidens
Can't even touch gold
"Damn, that guy is a real Christoffel"
Christoffel by MarcyMeow March 24, 2022

Christofferson 

The sweetest and cutest guy a girl has ever met!
That guy Christofferson is really cute.
Christofferson by Laylaloola November 28, 2022

Christofferson 

The sweetest and cutest guy a girl has ever met!
That guy Christofferson is really cute.
Christofferson by Laylaloola November 28, 2022
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026