They are one-of-a-kind, grade-A pieces of shit that complain in high piched voices whenever someone says something that they don't like. They are so big headed while they are driving around town in their yellow cars (everyone hates yellow).
"Hay dude check that yellow car"
"Yeah, it's problably a Christoffel driving that car"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'