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Christoffel 

They are one-of-a-kind, grade-A pieces of shit that complain in high piched voices whenever someone says something that they don't like. They are so big headed while they are driving around town in their yellow cars (everyone hates yellow).
"Hay dude check that yellow car"
"Yeah, it's problably a Christoffel driving that car"
Christoffel by muderfucker February 23, 2017
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Christoffel 

No bitches
No damsels
No maidens
Can't even touch gold
"Damn, that guy is a real Christoffel"
Christoffel by MarcyMeow March 24, 2022

Christofferson 

The sweetest and cutest guy a girl has ever met!
That guy Christofferson is really cute.
Christofferson by Laylaloola November 28, 2022

Christofferson 

The sweetest and cutest guy a girl has ever met!
That guy Christofferson is really cute.
Christofferson by Laylaloola November 28, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026