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Chrispinos 

Chrispinos is a loving and caring character.
He is strong willed and will not give up what he feels is right or good for him! He is wonderful, and beautiful both on the inside and out. He is destined for greatness! He gets angry easily though, so you want to try and keep on his good side. You need a Chrispinos in your life to make it brighter!
Person 1: Who is that guy walking towards us?
Patience: That is Chrispinos, the love of my life!
Chrispinos by Pesakam November 25, 2021
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chrispinos 

A very ambitious, focused, not easily swayed gentleman. Very handsome and at the same time has a heart made of pure gold. Patient, unless provoked, after which he can have fits of anger. People that are given the name Chrispinos usually turn out very successful, it's a name associated with greatness! They also spread lots of love wherever they go!
Person 1: Who is that guy in the corner?
Person 2: He is Chrispinos.
Person 1: Wow! He commands such respect!
chrispinos by Pesakam November 30, 2021

Chrispin 

A hot, sexy, smart, kind, funny, trippy baller who all the girls chase and who all the guys want as their friend. Often called Chris for short, he an sometimes be a huge asshole, but it's okay because he always makes up for it.
Person 1: Bro how can that kid get all As and still be the star of the team?
Person 2: Don't worry about it, he's a Chrispin.

Girl 1: I said hi to Chris earlier and he just curved me
Girl 2: What'd you expect? He can be an asshole, but he'll come around.
Chrispin by chloegothoes April 20, 2017

Christianoscopy 

When your bible-thumping friends keep trying to shove their religion up your ass
Talking with him is like getting a christianoscopy.

Luka Crispino 

Luka Crispino is so horny it’s unbelievable
Luka Crispino by YoBml October 10, 2019

Christinsanity 

The act of using Jesus to justify any idiotic political ideal.
"The Tea Party is raising Christinsanity to new heights."
Christinsanity by Brion'smymini-me September 22, 2011

Chrisposting

refers to memes and parodies featuring Resident Evil protagonist Chris Redfield desperately trying to have fellow protagonist Leon Kennedy impregnate his sister Claire Redfield, often featuring excessive phrases such an "fuck my sister" and "continue the Redfield bloodline.''
"Man, Chrisposting is best creative thing to RE fans lol."
Chrisposting by spoliarium2k20 June 28, 2022