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Christosaur

n.
1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.
2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation
3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.
I didn't make mass on Sunday and the Christosaur fisted me back to B.C.E.
Christosaur by Selur Natas September 12, 2004

Christinsanity 

The act of using Jesus to justify any idiotic political ideal.
"The Tea Party is raising Christinsanity to new heights."
Christinsanity by Brion'smymini-me September 22, 2011

chrisisamong 

where anybody called chris who cant spell the word "Ethiopia" correctly and also stinks of shit
"omg that chris is chrisisamong"

Chrisisawesome 

A bitch but I have mixed feelings for him.
Person 1: who is chrisisawesome?
Person 2: how tf should I know. The only thing Ik is that I hate and love him.
Person 1: so you have mixed feelings?
Person 2: yes.
Chrisisawesome by 9khehe February 23, 2022

Christosaurus 

Christosaurus is the reincarnation of the one true savior of the interwebs, Raptorjesus. An excerpt from his teachings would look something like this.

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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.
Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!

Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.

ChristoSadist 

ChristoSadist are All those people who deliberately and intentionally inflict/impose Christmas upon the rest of us for their own joy, satisfaction, and pleasure.
When a family member is a ChristoSadist they organise the entire Christmas holiday 'event' to their own personal agenda for their own satisifaction, and expect everyone to do as planned and prepared - no matter how inconvenient or unwanted the actually just being there is to everyone else. The ChristoSadist takes great joy in forcing everyone to march to the beat of their drum and anyone who does not follow the rules that are clearly laid out, will be forever accused of ruining the day!
ChristoSadist by AquamanUK December 20, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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