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Chrisciosa

chrisciosa by Yahharea November 23, 2021

Christosaur

n.
1. The Messiah, as foretold by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche. Often used with the.
2.the Fistish religious teacher whose life, death, and resurrection as reported by the prophets of the Scripts of the Gouche are the basis of the Fistian message of fistalvation
3. the chosen one who enforces good Fistian practices. It is well known that anyone absent from Sunday mass will be hunted down and violently fisted with the Christosaur's legendary fist (wrist girth measured at approximately 2.34 feet), only stopping when the offender's colon sloughs off around the Christosaur's massive forearm. The Christosaur then rolls the sloughed colon up His arm and allows it to dry until it resembles dried calamari. This badge of faith shows other what will happen if they don't go to mass.

I didn't make mass on Sunday and the Christosaur fisted me back to B.C.E.

Christosaur by Selur Natas September 12, 2004

Christinsanity 

The act of using Jesus to justify any idiotic political ideal.

"The Tea Party is raising Christinsanity to new heights."

Christinsanity by Brion'smymini-me September 22, 2011

chrisisamong 

where anybody called chris who cant spell the word "Ethiopia" correctly and also stinks of shit

"omg that chris is chrisisamong"

chrisisamong by TheMongInspector June 19, 2021

Chrisisawesome 

A bitch but I have mixed feelings for him.

Person 1: who is chrisisawesome?
Person 2: how tf should I know. The only thing Ik is that I hate and love him.
Person 1: so you have mixed feelings?
Person 2: yes.

Chrisisawesome by 9khehe February 23, 2022

Christosaurus 

Christosaurus is the reincarnation of the one true savior of the interwebs, Raptorjesus. An excerpt from his teachings would look something like this.

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On the final day of the Christozoic period Christosaurus did pwn all evil left in the world. With one swift movement of his rather undersized arm he did destroy the last cave n00b. With a sickening crunch he quickly disposed of the corpse by simply gesturing towards it with his magnificent claw and exclaiming "THE GAME" the corpse proceeded to flip the fuck out and exclaim that it had lost. Then Christosaurus did take the last dino-nap of the Christozoic period.

Friend 1: Dude you so owned that guy!

Friend 2: Yeah. Almost as awesome as what Christosaurus can do.

Christosaurus by FollowerofChristosaurus May 24, 2012

ChristoSadist 

ChristoSadist are All those people who deliberately and intentionally inflict/impose Christmas upon the rest of us for their own joy, satisfaction, and pleasure.

When a family member is a ChristoSadist they organise the entire Christmas holiday 'event' to their own personal agenda for their own satisifaction, and expect everyone to do as planned and prepared - no matter how inconvenient or unwanted the actually just being there is to everyone else. The ChristoSadist takes great joy in forcing everyone to march to the beat of their drum and anyone who does not follow the rules that are clearly laid out, will be forever accused of ruining the day!

ChristoSadist by AquamanUK December 20, 2009