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chrisatanist 

People who believe that they are good Christians, but are in fact propagating evil. They tend to be overt or in-your-face Christians who use terms and phrases that with minor word changes could easily be used by racists, homophobes, and hate mongers.

Lacking the judgment and education of a more sophisticated adult. They see the world in a simplistic way. Very often they take positions that when analyzed together contradict each other. Very often they turn out to be hypocritical.
On Facebook Stacy Jones posted "Stacy Jones is a Christian and proud to say it! How many people on Facebook are not afraid to show their love for God? Repost this as your status and each time you see this on someone's status, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help in so many ways!"

Stacy's friend Pete saw it and sent a message to his friend Tammy, "She is a Chrisatanist for posting such crap."

"What do you mean?", Tammy asked.

So Pete sent her a link to a White Supremacist site with a post that said, "David Duke is a White Supremacist and proud to say it! How many people are not afraid to show their love for the White Race? Repost this as your message and each time you see this as someone's message, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help White Power in so many ways!"
chrisatanist by Beergod November 3, 2009
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Neo-Christanity 

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
Neo-Christanity by JackD March 20, 2005

christianist 

A member of the Christian faith who seeks to use a religion of peace and tolerance for political and personal gain.
Pat Robertson and his band of Christianists are doing everything they can to keep the Republicans in power.
christianist by esrever_ April 27, 2006

Christianist 

One who claims to be a follower of Christ and His teachings but who actively engages in acts and deeds that are contrary to His teachings.
A pastor who calls for the murder of someone whose political beliefs are disagreeable to him (or her) is a Christianist, not a Christian.
Christianist by SageGreen March 24, 2010

Christianist 

A member, or members of the Christian religion that uses it as a negative weapon against a person, or an entire group of people.
An anti-gay Christianist group, NOM, believes they're protecting marriage by banning gay marriage.
Christianist by FlexSF March 18, 2011

Christianista 

Noun. One who blindly follows fundamental Christian dogma
The christianistas forbade dancing at the wedding reception.
Christianista by Charlotte Bell September 21, 2010

christatist 

A person who believes that human beings are incapable of being 'good' without a god or a society of 'god fearing people' to ensure your 'goodness' via laws, regulation, and the definition of things like 'marriage'.
The religious right is so interested in "small government", yet the christatists want to expand government to define 'marriage'.
christatist by JKB619 January 21, 2014
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