A male who wears skinny jeans, cowboy boots, and drives around in a lifted vehicle. Often found in a nail salon or gym but never on a farm. Listens to country music and claims hes not a city boy, but has never gotten his boots dirty and screams at the sight of bugs. The male version of a mud cricket.

That ain't no cowboy! That's a dang Glitter Chigger!

Glitter Chigger by JENDUN May 20, 2017

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chwigger

asian kids from san carlos that act like white kids that think they are black

i fuckin hate those loser chwiggers

chwigger by Dr. Tom Fischer September 23, 2008

chigger

An offensive term for a chinese person who thinks their black. (chinese nigger)

Similar to wigger which is a white person who thinks they are or act like they are black.

Kai Chin Phan is a chigger.

chigger by GenocideX May 13, 2005

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chigger

a tiny red bug that lives in the grass in the midwest that sucks your blood. can create rash and itch and shit.

fuck, i got a chigger bite

chigger by definerX April 12, 2007

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Chigger Show

Internet public affairs talk show hosted by three P3 regs via Yahoo! Messenger.

Host: Chigger
Producer: JPG0572
Weather: Boogs

"What was the topic last night on The Chigger Show?"

Chigger Show by WSB750 August 28, 2009

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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