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A chomo (child molester) in North Dakota (Novak) that sexually violates pre-teen & underage girls/boys by getting them all methed-up & hooked on crack (drugs) before sexually predatorizing (molesting/raping).

CHOMO + NOVAK = CHOVAK

Signs found in North Dakota neighborhoods where there are sex offenders whom are known and remain conviction-free who have not yet been killed.

"CAUTION: CHOVAK @ PLAY" "NO CHOVAK ZONE"

chovak by an antichovakist October 20, 2009

Choaklit Cream

In Scotland it is slang developed by Ligan (Crotchless panty company) founder Caz Milligan to describe an Anal Cream Pie.

Barrymore left him Choaklit Creamed by the pool

Choaklit Cream by Caz Mulligan April 2, 2021

Related Words

chovak • Chovan • choaked • Choaklit Cream • Chomaka • chova • Chovantein • Choakey • Choaklit methil man • choak month

chovancova

to teach english with no knowledge

You teach like a chovancova.

chovancova by Chovel2019 January 27, 2023

Choakey

An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.

"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"

"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"

"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":

Choakey by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010

chuvak

Chuvak is a slavic term for friend or dude

Slav 1:"Hey,chuvak pass me the semechki(sunflower seeds)
Slav2:"Da"

chuvak by deadricprince May 20, 2017

pulling a Cholak

Under pressure, one emits a series of random and indiscriminate words in place of an appropriate and relevant response. Can be used as a verb.

I was totally macking on this sweet honey when I found myself pulling a Cholak!

Scenario:

attractive girl wanders up, begins conversation:
girl: i love your shirt, you wanna come back to my place?
guy: i uh, uh, meat pocket brainstorm farm fresh toothpaste
-girl leaves-
guy: AHHH i just pulled a cholak!

pulling a Cholak by Aggro Craig November 1, 2007

Chovan

Hot little man who will never give you up, let you down, run around or desert you... He won't let you cry, he won't say goodbye, he won't hurt you...

That Chovan is such a Chavenator

Chovan by Dj Jahongeiy Joe February 21, 2020

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026