chova

the strip of skin between a mans balls and bung hole, or a girls vagina and bung hole.

holy shit man, this girl gave me some chova love last night and I about nutted all over her.

chova by power deamon October 10, 2007

Chova

When two wives called are living really far from eachother but still talk to each other every day like they are next to each other

Person 1: how is your online friend today
Person 2: really well! Its like Chova

Chova by NØVA_INNIT September 19, 2021

Drunk Chivalry 

Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.

“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”

Drunk Chivalry by AKACroatalin December 14, 2015

chivalry: medieval warfare 

Often abbreviated as Chiv amongst PC gamers. Chivalry: Medieval Warfare is a ridiculously badass First Person Slasher game made by Torn Banner Studios which is set in a medieval battlefield and consists of usually 16-24 players violently slashing and/or whacking the shit out of each other with swords, maces, clubs, and other archaic weaponry.

It's also one of the few games where it is entirely possible to accidentally decapitate your entire team with a wrong mouse click.

Man 1: "Fuck man I can't wait for Chivalry: Medieval Warfare to finish updating."

Man 2: "Same here, I've been itching to bash someone's head in with my heavy flail."

chivalry: medieval warfare by NarugaAndrew June 6, 2014

Chivanese 

(Chee-vah-knees)
The mumbling, run on, ramblings of one under the influence of, opiates (Heroin, OxyCodone, Demerol), barbituates (Seconal, Placidyl, Tuinal) and some psychotropics (Valium, Xanax, 4Bar), manner of speaking while "On the nod".
From the words
"Chiva" -street term for Heroin and the suffix
"ese" -in the manner or language of.

"The strange utterance coming from your wife is actually Chivanese" the priest told the man, "So she needs rehab, not an exorcism."

Chivanese by kimical d tox March 4, 2007

chivalry clusterfuck 

When so many people try to hold the door for each other that no one actually gets through the door.

A: Dude, how could you have been late for the exam?

B: Bro, it was a chivalry clusterfuck out there. I couldn't get in the building!

chivalry clusterfuck by Lil' Rae February 27, 2014

Chavalon 

Latin slang for kid/boy/teen

Anda alegre el chavalon

Chavalon by CompaBlanco January 20, 2021