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Choaked a meme expresion of failing a task abruptly. It relates to the word choke and is commonly used in the computer gaming scene in east Dundee, Scotland.

It orginated in back in the day: 2017, where a little gamer miss-spelt choked for choaked
Oh no, i just choaked really hard driving into this corner.

Oh no, i just really messed up driving into this corner.
Choaked by umad0984 August 13, 2018
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Man that bitch choaked on my choad!
choaked by comps97 August 20, 2007

Cloaked Irish Devil 

Term used to describe untrustworthy male who frequents bars and alcohol related events but pretends to drink alcohol, or drinks very little, in order to disguise his intentions of taking advantage of vulnerable women or capitalizing on drunkards who gamble.
Joey grew suspicious that the attractive well dressed man was a Cloaked Irish Devil, as he maintained the same bottle of beer for three hours. Irish Devil

I choked on my latte 

Expression of disbelief upon hearing or reading a phrase or comment of great pretence, alternatively inherent wit, irony, sardonic brutality or plain mirth. The response implies a certain pretence and commensurate self deprecation on the part of the respondent. Also it may be used as a barb to insinuate a pretentiousness inherent in the inciting comment or the respondent's interlocutor.
"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the nation's greatest playwright, I choked on my latte"
I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 6, 2019

Choked sneakers 

A word used by carle place kids when someone has shoes that bulge up cause they are worn a lot
That kid has a big ass foot and look at his shoes there choked sneakers
Choked sneakers by Bdbdotcom January 17, 2017

CHOKEDAWGVA 

THE HIT STREAMER CDAWGVA CHOKES ANY GAME THOUSE CHOKEDAWGVA
CHOKEDAWGVA STRIKES AGAIN
CHOKEDAWGVA by YYTBGTHN April 26, 2022
An adjective stemming from the Big Island of Hawaii, used to describe something that is appealing, but can also have negative connotations. It can also be used to describe a state of mind.
"You have noooo idea Bradakai, me and Sunny Garcia were chillin after the Pipeline Pro smoking on some Choakey nugs"

"That party last night was soooooo Choakey, there were like twelve girls from the main land there!"

"When shit gets Choakey, crack a brew Bradakai":
Choakey by Noldstradamus February 27, 2010