choop log

The cross between a chode (a penis that is extremely wide but extremely short) and a poop log.

Ben: dude, kameron told me that cassie holmes loves to take it in the butt.

Pat: ew thats sick, she must always poop out choop logs

Ben: yeah dude kinda like that one guy on beerfest who played ping pong in ding dang.

by Ben crawford October 9, 2007