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chonface 

any one acting, talking, walking, sitting or being gay in a gay way.
dude,you are such a chonface for bringing that dude home.
chonface by sum other dude June 12, 2009
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Chunface 

A facial expression which scientists have discovered to have originated from the species of a Yoochun. A Chunface is specifically used when around young, innocent children and is especially evident when a Yoochun is caressing the child's legs and/or hands. The Chunface is also used when it sees it's mating partner, a Junsu, stroking a Hitsumabushi like an arpeggio. It is said that anyone incurring the wrath of a Chunface will face momentary comatose as it will try to seduce said person by convincing that his love for them is 'bigger than a gingerbread man's vitality'. It's mating partner, a Junsu, has confirmed that the quote is from a Yoochun's widely published theory of porno.

Studies have shown that a Chunface used in the presence of a Junsu will result in an extremely high-pitch dolphin-like enraged squeak that is said to cause a Yoochun to suffer from temporary hearing loss. Caution is advised.
"Say, that's a really cute, innocent child over there!"
"I feel a Chunface coming on."
Chunface by peachinlabel May 21, 2011
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Coonface 

A person who acts like a Black man or woman to your face but is actually white, and is just a wanna be in it;
You is a white boy in it, stop acting like a Coonface man, you're showing yaself right up now, act right will ya man!
Coonface by 2229Starfish July 10, 2019

Chanfaced 

A word to describe someone who is obnoxiously high after smoking pot. Distant cousin of shitfaced.

"They came into the movie theater all chanfaced, stinking like bud."
Chanfaced by McChanski March 3, 2009
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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