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chokit

full name: chokit tchocky
a legend in his own right, is known by thousands, if not by name then by face or the countless deeds that he has done for the amusement of many, he is the devine retrebution for all pikey scum that life in potton and has countless stories of pissing the fuckers off.
the lizard king: what you got planned for today chokit?

chokit: oh, you will like this one, i half inched these 3 rolls of lumonus orange stickers from work

....

17 trains and 2 educational establishments later

....

chokit: well im out of stickers, how about some pool, i'll blag it for free.
by Richard November 5, 2004
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Choking Casper

A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
Kyle: I stumbled upon the hottest lesbian porn on tv last night.
Paul: Did you blow your load all over the place or did you contain it with the Choking Casper?
Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
by Sauna Studs July 5, 2015
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chookity

The primary expression spoken by the Final Space character, Mooncake.
Mooncake: Chookity!
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Choital

Although it is seemingly impossible to have two choads, one can have a choital.
by nappydreadz April 1, 2009
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choking the nun

Euphemism for male masturbation. Coined (or at least made popular) by Ryan Stiles on Whose Line Is It Anyway.
"Sorry I'm late. I was choking the nun...if you know what I mean."
by Chemical Castration January 2, 2012
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choking your chicken

Choking your chicken is whacking yo wienie homie!
Dang, Gabe have you ever been caught in the closet choking your chicken. I have and my Mom is taking me to a shrink tomorrow to see if I'm a perv.
by Home Slice 36 July 10, 2014
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choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
by FancyTophatDude September 14, 2011
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