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Chodeitis
A congenital condition resulting from a deletion on chromosome number 16 in white males. The deletion affects the production of the so-called "good-looking" gene. Patients affected are known to be of short stature,only talking about working out, ugliness, limited athletic ability and have hair loss occur with the onset of puberty, which is when the disease manifests itself. Other symptoms include trying to act black, earings, unnecessary cursing, and general douche-bagness. To this date no cure for the chodeitis has been found since no amount amount of working out, popped collars, slang words, or hair gel will keep the affected person from looking like a Chode.
Aww man look at that short guy over there with the popped collars and gelled hair...i bet he's got Chodeitis.
Chodeitis by CUNT MONKEY April 29, 2008
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crunchy
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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murderhobo
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whale
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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