chode waffle 

The chode waffle is a short fat female creature having the body of an overweight dwarf and the vagina of a blue waffle victim. this saying can be reserved for the rankest of small fat chicks, but also works either way, pretty much if you're called a chode waffle, you're undisputably putrid and a blot to female society.

Amy siddall is an absolute chode waffle! she smells like road kill and is wearing the same clothes from two weeks ago. Fat Chode waffle

chode waffle by John ashby July 27, 2010

Choke your waffle 

A morning masturbation practice, usually before breakfast time. Also a dire warning regarding chewing techniques given at the Waffle House in Key Largo, FL.

You'll be late to work again if you take the time to choke your waffle before you head out.

Choke your waffle by Zette October 24, 2010

chodewaffle

when its really cold outside and your chode starts to get hard and cold like a waffle

Damn dude its cold outside!! I'm starting to develop a mad case of chodewaffle

chodewaffle by will moghanloo September 11, 2006