chocolategasm 

When tasting chocolate and feeling the full pleasure of it and sighing as you taste it, making all your problems disappear. :)

Sally: "Man, periods suck"

Jane: "Here, have this" *passes chocolate*

Sally: "Mmm" *sighs*

Jane: "Oh you just had a chocolategasm!"

chocolategasm by x.Liv Into Oblivion.x March 28, 2009

chocolateism

The greatest religion on earth. The believers of chocolateism bow down and worship chocolate. As a chocolateist you value the chocolates life (in your stomach).

I believe in chocolateism.

chocolateism by Chocolateism Charzy August 17, 2017