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chocolate thumb

To chocolate thumb someone is to place your hand in the 'thumb up' position and rest it on a seat next to you so that when a person sits down your thumb goes up their anus.

Penatration of the anus is unlikely when the victim is fully clothed, however not impossible.
F**k off Dave, you've chocolate thumbed me three times tonight!
chocolate thumb by Matthew Iceton September 17, 2017
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double chocolate thumb pops 

when all fingers are clasped together, this leaves both thumbs together in an upright position. Insert the thumbs into your partners rectum, pull them out. Insert your penis into the rectum, reach around and stick your thumbs in their mouth to be sucked.
I tried to give my girl the double chocolate thumb pops last night but, she shit all over me in mid act.

Chocolate Thumper 

A male with a preference for performing anal penetration.
I know he's straight but I reckon he's a Chocolate Thumper

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026