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Chocolate Shake

Trying to fart in someones face while they are sleeping, but you accidentally shit in their mouth.
I Chocolate Shake my brother. So he punched me in the face.
Chocolate Shake by Sexybitch20 January 4, 2010

Chocolate Shake

When a girl shits in her own hand and then proceeds to jerk a man off.
The girl in the back room of the party is handing out chocolate shakes like it's happy hour at the local 5 & Diner.
Chocolate Shake by Johnny Suicide August 31, 2018

chocolate shake

When in a drunken stupor, you shit in between a girls tits and use the shit as lube, while proceeding to tit fuck her.
Yo I was fucking this fatty and I made her a chocolate shake
chocolate shake by Kansasboi December 6, 2007

chocolate shake

After squeezing out a nice nig biscuit, one proceeds to take the head of an unsuspecting victim and perform what is known as a swirly on the freshly crapped poo.
person1- yo man, why you got all the shit on your face
person2- this douchebag just gave me a chocolate shake
person1- you smell like shit

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake 

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

colorado chocolate shake 

When someone fills your bong with dirty poop water
I came home and packed a bowl. Then I realized my old roommate left me a colorado chocolate shake when he moved out earlier that day. Chad is an asshole.
colorado chocolate shake by bemused January 14, 2015
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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