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Chocolate Runway 

The chocolate runway is the long-lost art of shitting down one's throat in such a way that it slides right down, leaving a 'chocolate runway' behind it.
"Last night Jason gave Emily a chocolate runway and she was talking about it all morning!"
Chocolate Runway by elitexero March 2, 2007
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chocolate runway 

where david likes victoria to shove her fist
david: "make sure you spit on it first"
vic: "maybe i can stick my fingers down my throat and throw up on it instead?"
david: "okay then hunny, be gentle..."
vic: "brace yourself david"
david: "ohh, that was just like last time, only better"
vic: "thats cos it was Brooklyns head"

Chocolate runway 

When you're tittybanging a chick, and you leave a skid mark on her stomach
I'd like to give that girl a chocolate runway
Chocolate runway by Roachonius August 20, 2021

chocolate runway pilot 

A poofter, a nancy boy, a big fairy - he who partakes in shoving his cock up another mans asshole.
That poofter came so close up behind me I thought he was a chocolate runway pilot.
chocolate runway pilot by lorri789 November 6, 2007

Captain of The Chocolate Runway

damn that guy must be captain of the chocolate runway

PILOT OF THE CHOCOLATE RUNWAY

I don't know...the jury is still out on this one, but I have a sneaking suspicion that Kevin Spacey may be a pilot of the chocolate runway.
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