chocolate mick

B: "Look, there goes one ugly chocolate mick!"
V: "Yeah, look at that dark skin, freckled body and red hair!"

i.e. Samantha Mumba, Blake Griffin

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Chocolate Mickey

After going Balls deep with anal sex, the balls are then pulled out and look like chocolate mouse ears.

My wife promised anal if she could have some chocolate afterward. I gave her a Chocolate Mickey and made us both happy.

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When a male goes to the bathroom and has diarrhea so bad it gets over all of his "man parts."

Wife: Are you ok in there?
Man: I'm almost done... NEVER MIND, I got chocolatedick again.

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When your anlal waste comes out as a liquid and not thick not lump its just pure liquid.

"Dude this isn't a wet fart. What do you mean? Nature Is calling. Dude its coming through your pants, wait it looks like chocolatemilk

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