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chocolate long John 

An erect penis after having anal sex. penis cock dick boner woody hardon anal anus butt sex butt fuck
I had anal with my girlfriend right after she took a dump and got a chocolate long John.

long chocolate 

person 1: “damn girl, did you see the dude i was with last night? he had some long chocolate.”
person 2: “yo butter biscuit, what’s long chocolate?”
person 1: “ look it up, whore.”
long chocolate by anonymous April 3, 2021

cream filled chocolate covered long john

When a mand is ramming a girl up the ass and is about to ejaculate he pulls out and forces her to suck him off.
That bitch Sabrina was not happy when I gave her a cream filled chocolate covered long john.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026