chocolate fiend

One who partakes in chocolate to the point of excess.

Nine out of ten women are chocolate fiends, even if they don't admit it.

chocolate fiend by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

field chocolate 

(n.) feces found on the ground in a rural or farm setting, deposited by any kind of animal. Another name for cow pie or meadow muffin

We left the trail to find a picnic spot, but there was so much field chocolate we lost our appetites.

field chocolate by AvalonInk May 31, 2023