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Chocolate Eye Drop 

While squatting over a ho, or being on top of a ho during 69, and she is in the act of sucking on your nuts, you position your asshole directly between her eyes and fart.
This ho was sucking and nibbling my boys and decided to bite down hard so I gave her a chocolate eye drop.

chocolate eye massage 

The placing of an individuals anus atop another individuals fully opened eyeball.
Peter eyeball was moist and raw with anticipation for the chocolate eye massage he was about to receive.

Jessica had no idea which of last week's chocolate eye massage gave her the pinkeye.

Chocolate Eyes 

Eyes that are so big,brown and beautiful that you feel as though you can drown in their pools-and when you look into them you can almost taste the deliciousness of their owner-make you melt--
The ones I love belong to the sexiest man I know---
When I look into my Baby's Chocolate Eyes I crave a Hershey Bar-
Chocolate Eyes by Kuriouskittykat August 16, 2012

Chocolate Eyes 

Large eyes, deep brown in colour, resembling milk chocolate buttons.
Cheryl Cole has major chocolate eyes!
Chocolate Eyes by onlygreg January 7, 2011

chocolate eyepatch 

What you get when brown eye meets pink eye.
Josh was enjoying eating that WAP until she sharted him a chocolate eyepatch, so now he's a boodie pirate who prefers the company of sea men.
chocolate eyepatch by !steamboatwilly November 11, 2021

Chocolate button eyes 

Chocolate button eyes are beautiful deep brown eyes with thick dark lashes. If you need a visual take a look at Joseph Quinn, a handsome, kind, phenomenal actor.
“You have the most beautiful eyes in the world.” “Thank you, my mum used to call them chocolate button eyes.”
Chocolate button eyes by harrychryfry September 1, 2022
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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