While squatting over a ho, or being on top of a ho during 69, and she is in the act of sucking on your nuts, you position your asshole directly between her eyes and fart.
This ho was sucking and nibbling my boys and decided to bite down hard so I gave her a chocolate eye drop.
Eyes that are so big,brown and beautiful that you feel as though you can drown in their pools-and when you look into them you can almost taste the deliciousness of their owner-make you melt--
The ones I love belong to the sexiest man I know---
When I look into my Baby's Chocolate Eyes I crave a Hershey Bar-
Chocolate button eyes are beautiful deep brown eyes with thick dark lashes. If you need a visual take a look at Joseph Quinn, a handsome, kind, phenomenal actor.
“You have the most beautiful eyes in the world.” “Thank you, my mum used to call them chocolate button eyes.”
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.