chocolate cheesecake 

The act of reaming a woman's asshole (preferably containing remnants of shit or even better a full on meat cigar), and then proceeding to pull out and blast a steam load onto her face or body. If chances happen right, some of the shit chunks may have become lodged in your piss hole or inside the shaft, thereby creating a delectable concoction of feces/cum mixture. Also known as the rare Chocolate Cheesecake. The occuring blast can be enjoyed straight out of the cock or mixed with ice and subtle fruit flavors for a tasty cocktail cum drink that will satisfy cum and shit drinkers alike. Salud!

Chocolate Cheesecake is a rare sexual occurence. Mary was quite the lucky girl, having forgotten to wipe her ass. She was certain to get an elegant cum treat.

chocolate cheesecake by Kool aid April 4, 2005

Chocolate Cheesecake 

When an uncircumcised man unwashed for 30 days or more has anal sex with their partner (also unwashed) and the final result is a mixture of segma and fecal matter.

1: Bro I chocolate cheesecaked that girl from the bar
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?

Chocolate Cheesecake by Apricotcustard July 9, 2021

Chocolate Cheesecake 

Slang name for poop.

Cheesecake that's chocolate.

What you can say if you don't wanna say ( or if you in school and there are teachers around or something ) "OH SHIT!"

Damn it you really made a lot of chocolate cheesecake! OH SHIT THE TOILETS BACKED UP YOU BASTARD! DAMN TOILET!

Hey Focko! They're serving chocolate cheesecake!

*stubs toe* "OH CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE!"

Chocolate Cheesecake by Garfield135 June 14, 2007

Chocolate Cheesecake 

A Chocolate Cheesecake is to sit on some unsuspecting idiots nose and defocate on or in it laymans terms drop a duece, go # 2, or drop the Browns off @ the SuperBowl

"This dumbass passed out early so I Chocolate Cheesecaked him."

Chocolate Cheesecake by Beanie Crocker "Cook coke proper" January 12, 2008

The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake 

This involves taking a camping trip with your girlfriend in Florida during the middle of the summer. On day 4, you collect the fromunda Cheese under their breasts and then jam it in their ass. Then you whip it into a heavy froth with aggressive anal sex. Once stiff peaks are achieved, the woman screams “order up!” And proceeds to spray the mixture all over the guys chest and face.

I took my girl to a Cheesecake Factory, now she’ll surely give me “The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake”.

The Loxahatchee no bake hot chocolate cheesecake by Chillidogman August 26, 2021

Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake

A quesadilla (a cheese-filled baked or pan-fried tortilla) topped with Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Me: Hey, Maria what kind of cupcakes do you want for your birthday?

Maria: None, I want mexican chocolate cheesecakes. Gracias.

Mexican Chocolate Cheesecake by MCC123 August 15, 2012

white chocolate raspberry cheesecake 

an orgasm for your mouth.

the guy totally just white chocolate raspberry cheesecaked all in my mouth

white chocolate raspberry cheesecake by lizzieanne January 20, 2009