chocolate box
After Mike played three consecutive John Mayer CD's, Ashley finally opened up her chocolate box to him.
chocolate box by Psychobenzaprine August 19, 2007
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chocolate box
Girl #1: Did I tell you that Billy left a surprise in my locker?
Girl #2: No, what was it?
Girl #1: A red rose.
Girl #2: No way! That's so sweet!
Girl #1: I know, he's a real chocolate box.
Girl #2: No, what was it?
Girl #1: A red rose.
Girl #2: No way! That's so sweet!
Girl #1: I know, he's a real chocolate box.
chocolate box by chocolate box May 2, 2006
chocolate box
"did you hear that isabelle got chocolate boxed last night?!"
"yeah, she sure has a bad case of jungle fever."
"yeah, she sure has a bad case of jungle fever."
chocolate box by dabes October 16, 2012
Chocolate box
“Kooteng o ja chocolate box wena”
“You most probably eat ass(mostly referring to the anus rather than the cheeks)”
“You most probably eat ass(mostly referring to the anus rather than the cheeks)”
Chocolate box by Dafaq? December 20, 2025
chocolate box raider
1) you're a chocolate box raider when you lick someone's anal out
2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole
2) someone who is more than just a complete asshole
"yeah apparently they had sex and then he licked her ass OUT" :o
"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"
"have you met billy? he's a total chocolate box raider"
chocolate box raider by takeajake69 January 13, 2009
chocolate box raider
Someone who raids chocolate boxes. ie. someone who likes to pack fudge fudge packer, punch donut-holes, or who is otherwise a leatherclad tail-gunner.
chocolate box raider by jimmy the peach July 21, 2006
Chocolate box review
A review for service that's really advertising copy, paid for by the provider in time, money or extras. Usually slick and well written (like the descriptions of the contents of boxes of chocolate). Never mentions anything negative or the actual details of the service, like the price paid (if any) or the true relationship between reviewer and provider (may even be the same person).
Bill: Wow, sweet review of Sienna by TimTam.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
Ted: Fool! It's a chocolate box review.
Nell: Love that review of you by SuckerBoy
Crystal: I know. I wrote it myself!
Nell: ? A chocolate box review?
Crystal: Yeah, baby. They so stupid.
Chocolate box review by Anonymous Bosch II September 21, 2018
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