choch bar 

A bar where choches (plural of choch) hang-out. You will find men there that think that they are too good for females as well as ones that are preppy, fratty, and into themselves. Choches also tend to wear bubble shirts.

Some out-of-town hotties from Ohio were partying in Chicago for the first time and were looking to meet up with some guys, although they didn't want to go because the dudes were at a choch bar.

choch bar by Felds September 16, 2008

Chotch Bar 

A bar that draws a healthy crowd of Chotches - generic, well dressed, absent minded douches.

These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.

Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.

Chotch: Hey I like this place. Great strobe lights.

Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?

Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha

Chotch 2: Totally brah!

Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.

Chotch Bar by Shrine Monkey August 3, 2009