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Chiquita banana 

Chiquita banana by Jamie Witts January 27, 2017
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chiquita banana 

n. A curved micropenis (very small bent dick).
He unzipped and hunted through his boxers to pull out his fully engorged 2-inch chiquita banana; it was okay for anal anyway.
chiquita banana by saint_adventure October 3, 2014

Chiquita Banana 

An awesome name for a female dog that is disproportionately long.
What's your Dachshund's name? Her name is Chiquita Banana.
Chiquita Banana by MiCarJo August 2, 2012

Chiquita banana 

A "costume" or more appropriately - One of the hottest female costumes ever, when accompanied with a belly dance.
Whose your favorite belly dancer? Chiquita Banana

Chiquita banana 

Hey man did you see the score to last nights game “Chiquita banana” it for me
Chiquita banana by ZeroDahero November 18, 2021

Chiquita_Banana 

one of unchainedmelodys top 25 fav ymers :)Pretty chill girl if i may say soo myself! Good advice giver and also spends too much time on ym like the rest of us
Who do you think is a cool ymer? Chiquita_Banana fer suree
Chiquita_Banana by UnchainedMelody February 7, 2009

Chiquita like the banana 

Most likely black dates a gangster and is a nurse
my Name is Chiquita like the banana homie what your name let me call yo pops
Chiquita like the banana by Tiffony December 18, 2019
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