chinese sit up 

When a man puts his ass in his partner’s face while his partner is sleeping. He then wakes his partner up abruptly. When his partner sits up out of surprise he/she will sit up face first into the initiator’s rear. Nose in ass. Mouth in taint. Chin - nuts.

Last night Tamra fell asleep after promising me head and then work up to a Chinese Sit Up

chinese sit up by Reindeer boob December 19, 2019

chinesse sit up 

while one person holds a blind folded victims shoulders down, a second person holds there bear asshole inches from the victims face the victim is made to do a sit up against the power of his holder the pressure and the blind fold are released crating the nastiest sit-up in the world

to start a chinesse sit up you must say this:
perp:"hey you put this blind fold on"
victim:"why"
perp:"do it"

perp:"lay down and do a sit-up"
victim:"why are you holding me down"
perp:"you'll see"
victim:"OH MY GOD IT IS A BUTTHOLE"

chinesse sit up by shorty shits ^(^( November 16, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016