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Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit 

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

Chinese fire dragon 

The most mischevious of all sexual acts: you shit on your foot and kick the broad in the face.
"I wish I could just give her the ol' Chinese fire dragon."
Chinese fire dragon by thefiredragon December 18, 2007

chinese fire dragon 

when you cum in the girls mouth you smack here in the back of the head for it comes out her nose
dude i gave that bitch a chinese fire dragon and she threw up

Chinese Fire Dragon 

When 2 people are fucking each other and the guy goes on top of the girl and starts punching her nose until blood starts squirting out.
What'd you do last night, Kyle?

I gave Courtney a Chinese Fire Dragon. It felt so good.

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026