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Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit 

A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"

Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"

Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"

Chinese fire dragon 

The most mischevious of all sexual acts: you shit on your foot and kick the broad in the face.
"I wish I could just give her the ol' Chinese fire dragon."
Chinese fire dragon by thefiredragon December 18, 2007

chinese fire dragon 

when you cum in the girls mouth you smack here in the back of the head for it comes out her nose
dude i gave that bitch a chinese fire dragon and she threw up

Chinese Fire Dragon 

When 2 people are fucking each other and the guy goes on top of the girl and starts punching her nose until blood starts squirting out.
What'd you do last night, Kyle?

I gave Courtney a Chinese Fire Dragon. It felt so good.

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026