noun: A Child. Probably coined by Roald Dahl in his book 'The BFG'.
plural form: Chiddlers: Children
From 'The BFG' by Roald Dahl:
'What about me?' Sophie Said. 'I am eight'
'You is not eight at all.' the BFG said. 'Human bean babies and little chiddlers is spending half their time sleeping, so you is only four.
A chiddler can be two things - a child, or a name for someone younger than you. This word originated from a chain text by someone called "Red Leader 11037" (AKA me).
The girl T - posed at the inferior chiddler to assert her dominance. (In the this case, the word chiddler is used to tell that the person the girl T - posed to is younger than her.
A person underneath the age of 10. People other than chiddlers are considered vile evil creatures in many book series including the lost dice of magnolia and the BFG.
a criddler is a very messed up tweeker meth-head. Like a tweeker who will steal your shit & then help you look for it. A criddler will steal your shit, help you look for it then try to sell it back to you forgetting it was yours. Criddlers lurk in yards & bushes looking to steal or cause something caught their eye (People not really there). They wear their hair in a bun w/scrunchie known as a TWEEKIN-BEACON. They carry everything they own (all of it stolen) at all times in backpacks & small bags so they can pack & repack endlessly as the mood strikes them & will follow anyone, anywhere & do anything if the guys got a bag of dope. A stack of used lotto scratch-its will keep them busy endlessly rescratching cause there must be a winner they missed.
The Criddler bag-bitch went for a walk to get some air. 6 hours later and only 1 block away from home she's in the neighbors back yard shopping in the bushes for SHINEY THINGS. She finds an electronic charger that just might work for the cell phone she "GOT" yesterday, or was it today? SHHHH I've got to criddle on the roof & get high cause there's people out ther I have to watch.
Criddle coin is the homeless/tweaker native curency. These are cans and bottles in states with bottle deposits that are generally collected by tweakers to purchase more drugs with or purchase things that are difficult to steal.
Average CC to USD:
1 CC (Criddle Coin) = $0.10 USD
Aquired by hard labor of digging through rubbish/trash and stealing other peoples cans out of garbages or the back of trucks.
Usually carried in shopping carts, black bags and green bags. Commonly used as a status symbol on the streets of wealth.
"Holy shit bro, did you see how many criddler coins that tweaker had? He's going to have enough crack for a week!"
"I got a couples bags of Criddler coin I need to turn in"
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.